9.3.16

Danielisms.

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Conversations with my five year old.

Me: Boys, can you stay down here and play nicely while I make a quick phone call, please?
Daniel: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making I phone call. I did ask...
Daniel: Sorry, can you be quiet just a second, I'm on the phone. (*raises a Bob the Builder phone to his ear and has a conversation in to it)

Daniel: Did you know the space rocket that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong flew to the moon was larger than the tallest building in America?
Me: Do you know what that building is?
Daniel: Oh, I did but I forgot.
*Half an hour later*
Daniel: Did you know the space rocket that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong flew to the moon was larger than the tallest building in America?
Me: Do you know what that building is?
Daniel: Oh, I did remember it just then but I forgot.
*This continued for about three days.*

D: I love you so much. Guess what I love the most in the whole world?
M: Me!
D: No. I do like you quite a lot, but I love someone else more... You're in the top three, but you're third. *pause* Actually, I love cheetahs a tiny bit less that I love you, and I love space the same as you. So I do love you the most. And space.

D: Who is our father?
M: Daddy is your father.
D: But he's our Daddy.
M: Yes, it means the same thing, like Mummy and Mother.
D: Like a man?
M: Sort of.
D: Like men then?
M: Men is the plural of man.
D: Like X-Men?!

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